At least I'm smart, otherwise I'd just be an ass.

You can call me Mermaid. I prefer to speak softly and carry a big stick in true INTJ fashion. I'm religious but not in a fanatical manner. Mostly I just like being mellow and floating in my boat. "All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

You'll find some INTJ/MBTI stuff, some science, some PLL, a wee bit of Teen Wolf, some music, and a dash of Game of Thrones. Mostly you'll just see stuff I think is funny and or clever.

My mom went to a psychic when I was 12 years old and was told the whole world will know your daughter’s name. But my mom thought that meant I was going to be kidnapped.

—Taylor Swift (via tsweezys)

(via ohsoswiftly)

zlayaevreika:

pinkmckinley:

do not think about your crush in an old sweatshirt with scruffy hair and a sleepy smile ok dont think about them humming to themselves as they make breakfast in this attire ok dont think about how the light hits them as they sit down across from you and eat breakfast ok just dONT

do not think about joe biden getting ready for bed, wearing a tiny white pair of undies and mid-calf socks while drying off his freshly washed face with a plush egyptian cotton towel

(Source: eldermccreepy, via oomshi)

cloudywithachanceofpokey:

kittengrin:

Goddamn.  Smart woman for thinking of the “ordering a pizza” thing, and smart dispatcher for picking up on it.

I know this is a reblog and I have a separate blog for reblog nonsense but this isn’t nonsense. THIS IS EXTREMELY USEFUL and I wish so hard that I worlds had this knowledge two years ago.
I know that several of my followers have been and/or currently are in abusive relationships and I need to reblog this for them.

cloudywithachanceofpokey:

kittengrin:

Goddamn.  Smart woman for thinking of the “ordering a pizza” thing, and smart dispatcher for picking up on it.

I know this is a reblog and I have a separate blog for reblog nonsense but this isn’t nonsense. THIS IS EXTREMELY USEFUL and I wish so hard that I worlds had this knowledge two years ago.

I know that several of my followers have been and/or currently are in abusive relationships and I need to reblog this for them.

(Source: afro-thunder-knotting-it-up, via neoncitysaint)

floozys:

i love it when 50 year old men on their porn blogs criticise my feminist posts, i love it and take it seriously

lameborghini:

"if a guy cheated on u just ignore him! u don’t have to yell at him" um no what the fuck???? im gonna let him know he’s a piece of shit and then never talk to his bitch ass again. also im gonna look good as hell thanks

(via nice-wig-janis)