At least I'm smart, otherwise I'd just be an ass.

You can call me Mermaid. I prefer to speak softly and carry a big stick in true INTJ fashion. I'm religious but not in a fanatical manner. Mostly I just like being mellow and floating in my boat. "All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.”

You'll find some INTJ/MBTI stuff, some science, some PLL, a wee bit of Teen Wolf, some music, and a dash of Game of Thrones. Mostly you'll just see stuff I think is funny and or clever.

teatattoo:

SHOWERS ARE FUCKING INCREDIBLE. OH UR SKIN FEELS STICKY? SHOWER. HAIR A LITTLE GREASY? SHOWER. NEED TO ESCAPE YOUR FAMILY? SHOWER.

(Source: amlour, via crrocs)

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

(via captainqueen)

I read once that holding your breath could stop a panic attack. So when I kissed you, you held your breath.

(Source: halesfire, via jennifeslawrence)

Lady Godwarrior

—Jesus

andrewpresents:

Lady Godwarrior | 'Jesus'

In semi-unrelated music news, let me present to you ‘Jesus’, a mashup that is so bad it’s brilliant. I would like to personally thank who ever decided to mash up Lady Gaga’s out space opera ‘Venus’ with the vocal stylings of Marguerite Perrin, aka the God Warrior from the hit television show Trading Spouses. If you’re unfamiliar with Marguerite’s poetic masterpiece, don’t fret, because you can watch her full monologue in all its glory here.

(via milesjai)